This is definitely a bathroom browse rather than material for reading cover to cover--assuming it's possible to get into the bathroom, that is; according to the author, this is a coveted parking space for strange aliens who paint themselves for hours while dreaming of Brad Pitt.--Richard Farr --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.In an age when many households are veritable kinder-doms, and teenagers have become a major market force, many parents feel confused by the sturm, drang und hyperactive telephone use of their teenagers.

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My eleven-year-old daughter and I have been reading some American Girls books together, and the thought that this loving flower will soon turn into a teenager has my blood running cold!

But seriously, this book is a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek look at the experiences of a father of a teenage girl: what he experiences, what he feels, and how he (unsuccessfully) tries to deal with it all.

Bruce Cameron with 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter, and Other Tips from a Beleaguered Father (Not That Any of Them Work).

In a chapter called "It's Her Party and I'll Cry if I Want To," he explains that teen parties are unnecessary because "[y]our daughters do not need to be made any more excited than they already are.

It helps you to understand it's nothing really personal, just the normal cycle, the way of the world. Hang onto this book during the storm, then pass it on to the next sailor as he comes up the pike.

Oops, gotta go pick up my daughter at the mall now, better run....;) In this fascinating work, columnist W.It is a must-read for any father of a present or future teenager.I highly enjoyed this laugh-out-loud book, and highly recommend it to you. Bruce Cameron depicts teenage girls to a T in this easy-to-read masterful description of modern adolescent life.He has somehow managed to crawl into the confused, everything-is-a-crisis minds of teenage girls to help frustrated fathers better understand where they stand in the lives of their estrogen-driven daughters.As a father of three teenage girls myself, I commiserated with his hilarious descriptions of radical mood swings, theatrical expressions, rolling eyes, exaggerated sighs and "that's not my job" attitudes. Teenage Daughter: Omigod, are you like stupid or something? The guy’s I fuck could like so never fit two dicks in my ass without lube! Teenage Daughter: And, like, don’t get me started on how much of that stuff I have to use for a Portuguese Brown Eye. In other words, if this show could be great if it was a parody of the hackneyed conventions and vile belief systems it works from. He wants to do a version of this show where the girls are Siamese twins and one is a Born Again Christian and the other is a slut.